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risachantag:

The Aperture Institute of Natural Philosophy presents its NEW PRODUCT of ASTOUNDING significance.

Utilising the latest in house defence mechanisms, the patented ‘GENTRY TURRET’ dispatches unwanted house guests with the height of efficacy and manners. Its superior workmanship conceals 18 miniature pistols within a splendid mahogany adorned bronze shell, designed to sit magnificently alongside your own excellent furnishings.

Delight your fellow gentlemen and gentlewomen with the GENTRY TURRET’s operatic mode, producing REAL MUSIC, as if an orchestra were performing in your sitting room! The GENTRY TURRET is also perfect for child-minding, teaching children the many virtues of sitting perfectly still and making absolutely no noise.

With true Victorian values, the GENTRY TURRET is fitted with a STATE OF THE ART miniature gram-a-phone, dispensing appropriate warnings and pleasantries, including…

“Greetings on this fine day”

“I have found your presence to be disagreeable”

“Your untowards advances have been recognised”

“How fortuitous that you have made your visage apparent”

“Please allow me to present you with these bullets”

“May I inquire as to your health?”

The GENTRY TURRET is available in a variety of colours, including arsenic green and lead white, and comes with with a FREE bonnet and leg cover, to avoid the impropriety of showing its ankles. Mail-order yours today!

Steampunk Portal: The Gentry Turret by *Risachantag

(Reblogged from jekjekyll)

proposition for you, portal fandom

conquerorwurm:

stillalivedoingscience:

fandom replay of portal 2 on april 19th, in honor of it being 2 years since portal 2’s release?

i’m going to be replaying it on that night (also in honor of finishing my last exam on that day)

JOIN IF YOU LIKE THERE WILL BE CONFETTI~

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Ooohhhh dang it second playthrough that I’ll be busy for… I have finals right then. May still do this anyway, just a week or two late!

oh how I wish I could join but I’m so busy right now with diapers and other baby centered things. I haven’t had time to play anything since I got back from hospital. Not to mention sleeping has become something unreal.

(Reblogged from conquerorwurm)

Aperture R&D Trailer (Portal Series) (by WaysideCreations)

cakeylies:

toughtink:

this has been sitting in my brain for a while so i thought i should at least doodle it down real quick even if i never get around to finishing it.

backstory: Botticelli’s The Birth of Venus was the inspiration for GLaDOS’s design and is reflected in her shape and pose in the original game.

oh my god

*standing ovation*

(Reblogged from testchamber19)

Wow, so this is still going on huh…?

upperstories:

…Okay.

Bottom line.

I don’t care if you like Wheatley. Or hate Wheatley. I don’t care if you want to bash his robot-y little brains out against the wall or sex him up in a feather boa and bright red pumps. With cherry flavored lip gloss.

At one point in the not so distant past, when I first joined the fandom, it would have bothered me because there’s so much to his astonishing selfishness and quirks that make him oddly likable—makes me wanna pick his robot brain to bits and find out what really makes the ID Core tick. But in light of recent events all I can say is that in the grand scheme of things, and least from my perspective, it doesn’t really matter whether you like or dislike a fictional character.

I can agree, that to some extent, the fandom does romanticize Wheatley. I can understand how that would frustrate a fan. All of the humans designs must come off as a sort of possessive way to make the character a sort of character of our own. Fine, I do not dispute that. But I’ve also seen some amazing things come from those designs: amazing fanart, wonderful fanfiction, animation and design, projects that are worth and insane amount of recognition that I think the Portal fandom doesn’t get enough of. Sure, we may abuse the whole concept of turning a robot into a human, but that’s just one of the many way a fandom enjoys itself. You think the portal fandom abuses the clone button? Fine, but don’t knock the artistic abilities of people who like this game. They’re seriously more amazing than even I may ever know.

And more to the point, in the long run, those artists will rise and become even better the more they draw or write or animate. If they keep up the hard work they put in the fandom into other activities, why, I personally believe that could do anything they set their minds to. I think that whether you dislike a character they like isn’t going to make a big difference in the long haul.

However.

What does matter is how you treat people in light of your own personal opinions.

You can hate a villain or a hero or a side character or a ship or— anything fictional! You can dislike it! More power to you on principle— and feel free to share what you like or dislike about a certain character— I swear you will find someone on here who would be happy to wax poetic with you for hours on end.

But when you dislike other people who like things that you don’t?

People who you haven’t even associated with online met in the real world?

And you go out of your way to be rude about it and throw words at them like boring and sexist…

…And without even knowing them as artists, as writers, as people…

Well then, that’s….. that’s honestly a very sad reason to dislike a certain specific number of people. It’s really nothing short of bigotry.

And frankly I wash my hands of people who think it’s a legitimate reason to spread hate. Especially seeing as your spreading it through a large body of people who actually exist outside of a book, movie, or videogame. Real people. With real talent and ideals.

I mean really, just find something better to do with your time.  Read a book. Punch a pillow. Play Portal.

And kindly leave my friends and assorted fellow online community alone, please.

(Reblogged from upperstories)

rubitrightintomyeyes:

Oh god now we have them telling us to stop liking things FOR OUR OWN GOOD!

Ladies, please, be grateful for these insightful scholars for showing us the way!  It is Wrong With Capital Letters to like a villain!  Don’t you see how heel face turns will lead us to being battered wives someday??  Our dozens of interpretations (which they won’t read because UGH PORTAL FANDOM=HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE) are each and every one of them disregarding of the original characterization!  

Allow them to educate us, because surely the fact that Wheatley is an antagonist has never occurred to us in all our discussions in all these 22 months since the game was released!

My fellow dear, simple, unenlightened females, Blu and her friend are just trying to introduce us to this NEW THING called FEMINISM which none of us have EVER CONSIDERED AT ALLLLL.

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(Reblogged from chellodello)

remy561:

I LOVE THIS! <3

(Reblogged from remy561)

upperstories:

pizza-soup:

Sunday Morning Special: A Blue Sky AU based on this concept.

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(Reblogged from upperstories)

upperstories:

hlhughes:

The Wheat Field-paper art!

screeeeEEEEEECH

(Reblogged from upperstories)

demisterchat:

cosplayinamerica:

( source : http://ow.ly/gv0Df  ) 

this is by far the most unique GLaDOS cosplay i’ve ever seen.

(Reblogged from wheatleyofficial)

fenik:

I represent the Foxglove, like a flash, fireworks and … Cirque du Soleil?
Yes, exactly! х)

May look strange and not clear, but I’ll still be probyvat :3

Happy new year! ^3^

(Reblogged from fenik)

persephonegoestohell:

I am wheezing 

ahahahahahahahah XD I can’t

(Reblogged from unbadger)

What is this thing v2

rubitrightintomyeyes:

conquerorwurm:

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That is the correct response.

aawww

(Reblogged from snuffysbox)

rubitrightintomyeyes:

harrycallaghan:

New video! Merry Christmas everyone! =)

Wonderful!

(Reblogged from rubitrightintomyeyes)

yutaki:

Caroline OFFLINE 

GLaDOS ONLINE

Very Merry Christmas Degari! \(^0^)/

This is my Gift for you as Part of the Portal Secret Santa Project and I really really hope you like it QwQ I am so happy I got you as my Secret Santa Child and it was so much fun drawing this for you. I love drawing rather dark things especially when it comes to Portal so hopefully it lives up to your expectations and suits your taste owo Ahhh I’m so nervous about submitting this I’ve never been part of a fandom related Secret Santa >x<

Also since this picture isn’t very christmasy I thought I’d make a better version by adding a few things! >You can see it here< I think I like this version even better :|

I also made a video of the making of the picture you can watch it here: Layer by Layer Video

For a lot more Information and Text about the Drawing have a look at my DeviantART Post. 

I’m sorry for so many links OTL Okay, I’ll post this now please don’t tear me apart all you talented people of the Portal Fandom QxQ I’ll always silently watch you from afar you awesome persons QwQ

Merry Christmas to Everybody! ^0^ I hope you’ll have wonderful holidays x3

(Reblogged from unbadger)